🚧 Work in progress — every frame here was edited by free AI models, the speedo readings included. Those numbers are pure fabrication: the rider would never knowingly exceed the limit, your honour. 👨‍⚖️

The Scripting Paddy

The personal side of Geek with the Peak — motorcycle rides, hobbies and homelab tinkering, told mostly in short films.

Who's writing this?

I'm Graham Land — the Scripting Paddy. By day I'm a cloud and homelab tinkerer (the Geek with the Peak); the rest of the time I'm on a motorbike with far too many cameras strapped to it. This is the personal side: a diary of motorcycle rides, hobbies and homelab tinkering, told mostly in short films. The ride films, photos, route maps and write-ups here are stitched together by an AI media pipeline running on a homelab GPU — I point the cameras, it does the edit. Always learning, always teaching.

Latest ride

A loop out of Plealey

2026-07-11

A loop out of Plealey

A mate on a bike meets me on the Leigh Road at Minsterley, keeping it a gentle 37. I pull a clean overtake past Chirbury on the B4386. The Honda Hornet CB1000SP leans 22 degrees into the Chirbury scenery on the B4386. The landscape rolls by as I switch to the Montgomery Road. ...another day in the life of the Scripting Paddy. Mind how you go.

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